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World Free Becomes 2nd Highest Paid Basketball Player

World Free, who played on the Joeytown Nets in 1983, just got paid 212 dollars; 60% of the Nets's gate earnings. Free had a 26.1 game point average that year, that's more than half of the team's g.p.a. and more than 3 times as many points than Meowie, the second-highest scorer on the Nets.

Wrecker 100

Today the first Wrecker 100 will be held in Wreckertown. Some new cars that WM has made recently will be used in the race. More news after the race.

Wrecker Hana Opens

Yesterday the Wrecker Hana opened in a new store right next to E.T.'s Fast Food in Wreckertown. Here's Paddington's review of the restaurant:

The Paddington Review

As I came up from the DART station below the street, the restaurant I was looking for lay right in front of me. There was a large, somewhat cone shaped structure suspended above the door with the words WRECKER HANA in bold letters on it. There were many ribbon decorations on the front, and one large Oriental wind chime that hung from a rope above. When I walked in to the right was a desk with a clerk behind it, Fluffy, a new citizen of Dolland who lives in Rabbit Village. There were three tables in the main room when I went there. Above the main room is the kitchen. You can watch your food being prepared from the lower level. They serve soups and mixtures of cut up meats and spices.

-Paddington


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E.T.'s fast food is now open. Now there is music played while you eat. If you come over to the restaurant next weekend, you get a free stay at the Joey Hotel and Resort for one night.

WM cars are for sale in Wreckertown at reasonable prices. Hurry down before they are all gone.

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