Henry Chosen as Joeytown Rep. on San Diego Vacation
Wreckertown and Frogtown still undecided
 JOEYTOWN
-- Shortly after their reunion a few days ago, the Joeys
picked their representative for the San Diego trip scheduled
to begin on Sunday. A 4-coin toss was used to create 16
possible outcomes: there were 15 Joeys present, thus making
one extra outcome that was dubbed to be "no one goes" or
"free for all." Henry was
chosen by a tales-tales-heads-tales combination. When asked
how he felt about going on the trip, he replied, "It will be
a great opportunity for me, after all I am one of the most
inactive Joeytown residents. Then again, being the most
active Joeytown resident isn't saying much. Anyway, I hope I
get a glimpse of life in the fast lane."
Adrian Dantly Reported
Missing
 FROGTOWN
-- An underground source reported that the famous and
well-liked comedian,
Adrian
Dantly, is either dead or missing. Experts have not yet
confirmed the report, but are expecting the worst. The
source said that while he was visiting Frogtown, he went
into a record store and blah blah blah blah blah and heard
that blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah and blah.
The Joeytown News -- "If there isn't any news, we'll make
some."
-Bear,
Founder
The Joeytown News
Wrecker Declares War on Joeytown
WRECKERTOWN --
Today the infamous Wreckertown mayor promised a long and
bloody war against the Joeys. I [will finish the Joeys once
and for all. I will not rest until every Joey has been wiped
off this planet. I] am [confident that I shall win this
final battle. After they are destroyed, everything will be]
okay",
Wrecker
told reporters.
Ancient Carving of Sanna and Todd found in Wrecker
Sierras
WRECKERTOWN --
Wreckertown scientists say that the ancient kangaroos may
have made it. They say that lots of kangaroos may have
looked like Sanna an Todd and may have also been called
Sanna or Todd. Another possibility is that Todd was just
playing one day and carved it into the rock. Another theory
is that Sanna farted and shook some rock loose and made the
rock look like Sanna and Todd. Even if that is the case,
Wrecker is really happy that Wreckertown has some history of
its own, and he hopes to have more history. Soon Wreckertown
will have a museum where The Sanna and Todd Rock Sculpture
will be on display.
| 
