The Joeytown News

He's Gone! He's Gone!

Dolland is finally rid of Adrian Dantly.

Adrian Dantly, the (in)famous comedian, has finally left Dolland. On September 20, he left for a faraway place called Santa Cruz, which critics claim is a mental institution.

The Joeytown News asked several Dolland residents how they felt about Adrian Dantly's departure. "Adrian will always be with us, in spirit" was Mindy's philosophical comment. Ribbit Slimecroak croaked, "!@#$%&*".


Beware, Dantly! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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