 Jobs NeededJoey Bank will start the food law next week. This may only apply to some people, for some towns are still in hibernation. So far Joeytown and Wreckertown residents will be taxed on the food bill. Residents of the towns that apply will have ten dollars deducted from their account a week. If they do not have an account, they will receive a bill. All the money collected will be split between L. Wrecker Supermarket and Wrecker Farms. So as you can see, Dolland dolls need a source of money. Minimum wage will be $10, but it is recommended to pay $15. Dolls will have a new source of money when Joey Bank starts bringing in money, for when it does, it can have savings accounts. Now, however, it is not taking in money because dolls are not loaning money from the bank and there is no stock market. If you have jobs to offer, contact us (we need money too, so there will be a charge for ad space). If you need a job, see our ad section (below). -Bear Note: People who are not residents of Joeytown are Wreckertown but have a source of income should be taxed on the food bill, but this is a law of the Joeytown Council, and we don't know if the other towns will agree, for there is no Dolland Government. ColumnsThe Paddington Review has been postponed because of photographic difficulties. Group of Dolland Dolls Believe Dolland is Coming to an EndFriday a letter was received by Joey News telling of new worrisome beliefs of a group whose names will remain anonymous. The letter said that Dolland would slowly decay again and fall into hibernation for about 30 years. Why? It said that the great Gods would leave us and move on to a bigger would, and soon their children would come back to reawaken us. More information about these dolls is yet to come. Joeytown Council Decides to Prohibit Overuse of "Joey" in BusinessesYesterday the council of Joeytown took a vote on a new issue: Joey's name appearing on too many stores and products. This has been done in the past, but not as severe. The only companies where Joey's name will appear will be Joey Motors and the Joeytown Hotel and Resort. Here is a list of the name changes: Joey News: Dolland Sun or Dolland Times Joey News will start using its new name next week. Toddler has gotten tired of Toddler's Sporting Goods, so he plans to change it to Sport Stop. "I've realized now that my name has been in too many places," admitted Joey after the meeting.
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Joey News We need writers, reporters and cartoonists. Contact us at the Joeytown Hotel and Resort. Ask for Bear. |
Frog Dollar Bills May Become Obsolete!
Dollar bills that look like this may soon disappear. Collect them! |
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Toddler's Sporting Goods (soon Sport Stop) Need sporting goods suppliers. I'm always on the move, so just ask around. |
Raccoonie's Sea Food opens at 6:00 P.M. today. Starting tomorrow hours are 9:00 A.M. to 8:00 P.M.
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E.T.'s Fast Food We serve pizzas and... um... drinks! Pizzas cost $2.00 and drinks cost $1.00 unless you're mean to me.
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Wrecker Hana opens Tomorrow!!!!! |
Next Week:
Dow Doll Stock Exchange
Paddington Review
Stock Review by Joey
