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Ribbit Slimecroak Speaks!

Ribbit Slimecroak

Humpty Dumpty, who heard Slimecroak with his own ears

DOGLAND -- Unbelievably, Ribbit Slimecroak actually spoke English before a baseball game when he declared to Humpty Dumpty, "I can't talk." Humpty Dumpty attested to the fact that Ribbit Slimecroak did indeed speak these words, and that it was not just a rumor. Usually, Slimecroak speaks in some foreign tongue.

Another doll known for his muteness is Furry, who also accidentally started talking once, but then caught himself and said, "Opps. I forgot--I can't speak." No one knows why these dolls don't talk, though some suggest that it is an attempt to add to their character.

On a similar note, dolls known for not thinking are all the Joeys and the Wreckers, primarily Joey and Wrecker themselves. These dolls, however, have not accidentally started thinking.

Bear General To Make New Car?

SOMEWHERE -- Bear, president of Bear General, predicted that he would make a new car, to be the first in a new series. It is said to have three inclines on the front of the car, as well as a rounded nose to decrease drag.

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