This edition of The Joeytown News was used as a prop in the movie The Smell of Evil. The events described are entirely fictional. Turtle Speaks Out Against Wrecker PHILADELPHIA -- Presidential candidate Turtle continued to lash out against Wrecker, accusing the stuffing magnate of monopolizing not only the stuffing business, but controlling the entire Dolland economony as well. "Wrecker is to blame for Dolland's rising level of poverty and crime," Turtle declared last night in Philadelphia in the third public appearance of his tour of Dolland's eight towns. Turtle is the only opposition to incumbent Froggie Valenzuela. His next stop will be in Tweettown tonight.

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